Player Profile – Alanna Byrne (A)
Nickname: Alan
Previous teams: Always played for Guildford
Other current teams: Slough Scorpians rec hockey
How long have you played for Guildford: About 15 years
Best thing about hockey: Everything…the speed, excitement, people you meet…everything
Worst thing about hockey: Late night training sessions
Best rink: In this country…Guildford and Sheffield I guess
Worst rink: Streatham and Billingham
Best hockey memory: There’s too many to be honest…so many amazing memories playing in Canada, China etc. but there’s been way too many funny times back home to begin choosing favourites
Team you like playing against the most: Hmm Bracknell and Newcastle
Team you dislike playing against the most: Slough
Teams you support: I don’t really…I like to see Guildford do well obviously. But NHL teams…I keep an eye on Boston and Toronto
Hockey idols/Players you admire: Ovechkin’s a god…but the people I admire in hockey the most are 2 guys I met whilst travelling the States and Canada. After I quit for 3 years they made me fall in love with the game all over again, and encouraged me to keep going, no matter what
Other sports/interests: Running, climbing, basketball, drinking…that’s a sport, right?
Favourite food: Chinese
Favourite TV Shows: Scrubs, South Park, Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week
Favourite Movie: Too many
Favourite band: WAY too many
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Again, way too hard…Virginia Woolf, Henry James, Jim Carroll, Michelangelo, Nick Drake for sure…yea i’m a geek
If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be? Oh god, this is my dream question…Holden Caulfield…or maybe Lord Asriel from his dark materials
Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like? Most like? Josie
Least like…? Lydia haha
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose? Scrubs
You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a thruthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask? I’d have a lot to talk to Neitzche about…G.E. Moore aswell. Napoleon for definite! Any artist from the modernist movements of the early 20th century…wow, what a time to live
Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for £10,000? Nope
If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want ot have seen? Collapse of the Berlin wall maybe…modernisation of Paris…the Battle of Trafalgar
If you could have one superpower, which would you choose? To fly
If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be? 21 forever
If you could plan a two week trip anywhere in the world for yourself, all expenses paid, where would you like to go? Various places in South America…or just Canada…you can’t beat Canada
If you could be a guy for one day, would you do it? Yea I would. it would be HILARIOUS. You could do whatever you want and have absolutely no remorse. haha just kidding



